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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The "Points" System for men‏

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:
  • Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. (+)
  • Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. (-)
  • You don't get any points for doing something she expects. (0)
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.


Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
  • You make the bed (+1)
  • You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
  • You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
  • You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)
  • But return with Beer (-5)
  • You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
  • You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
  • You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
  • You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
  • It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
  • You stay by her side the entire party (0)
  • You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
  • Named Rita (-4)
  • Rita is a dancer (-6)
  • Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
  • You forget her birthday (-50000)
  • You take her out to dinner (0)
  • You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
  • Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
  • And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
  • It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
  • You take her to a movie (+2)
  • You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
  • You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
  • You take her to a movie you like (-2)
  • It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
  • You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
  • She asks, 'Do I look fat?' (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
  • You hesitate in responding (-10)
  • You reply, 'Where?' (-35)
  • Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
  • When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
  • You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
  • You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
  • She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???

HAHAHAHHA!! This is so funny! Hope it makes your day~
But maybe not for the guys! Hahaha.. sorry!!


[Source : Extracted from an email.]

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